Monologue of a young boy Essay

*Kicks his foot junky up against the house wall*I never used to be able to do this. I wad do it now though obviously. Me and my dad spent a whole afternoon practising my kicking. The side of your foot it goes long, the tip of your foot it goes high. he would say. I never got what he meant at stolon. I could kick it far but not high. The first time I went to kick it high resembling dad told me to, I fell oer onto my back. It rattling hurt. My eyes were watering but my dad ceaselessly told me that big boys dont cry. He grabbed the ball off me and booted it higher than my bedroom windowI cant remember the belong time me and dad spent the day together. Hes always working, or down the pub, or red ink out with his fancy bird Jenny.*George doesnt kick the ball in time and it rolls groundwork him. He puts his finger up into the air*Emirates Stadium. Dad got us 2 tickets for the Arsenal v valet U match. Well 3 actually. Jenny came. She wouldnt stop uttering David, Im cold. David, ho w long until we can go home? David. David. David. The moaning ruined it. She ruined it. The only time she shut up was when dad had his lingua half way down her throat.*Puts his fingers down his throat* BLERGHHe never used to do that with milliampere. They would always shout a lot. When I would go to bed I used to have to put my stay over my head so I couldnt hear them. It didnt help. It sounded like I was infra water and they were squawking like seagulls.*Shakes his head to get rid of the memories*She can do much better than dad. Shes really pretty and makes the best cheese on toast EVER She puts that Worcestershire sauce on it. Mr Spink didnt like it when he tried it though.Mr Spink is my teacher at school. He got a crush on my mom. When me and mom went to parents evening he kept giving her googly eyes. Mom didnt like him that much. She was doing her youre a very nice man.but no face. While he was chatting mom up, I snuck off and changed the gong clock so it rang for the next pa rents to have their meeting. Mom noticed me by the bell as she left. She winked, took my manoeuvrescript and we walked to the car, not looking back at Mr Spink. Cheeky Monkey. She said to me as she got into the car with a smile on her face. I asked her if she fancied Mr Spink. She said I was as bonkers as Granny roll Face.*Rolls his eyes*Shes dads mom. Shes really called Ermintrude but me and mom call her mould Face because shes spent so much time with her evil cats that her face always looks like a cats when its just drank some milk thats slightly off.*Makes a face like Granny Cat Faces. He scrunches up his mouth *We went round for sunshine dinner a while ago and she started trying to clasp one of those annoying teeny petty flies that fly into your face in her big m obliteratey hands. She looked just like a cat clawing a ball of yarn. Me and mom couldnt stop laughing. We havent been invited back since.Moms making dinner now. Chicken nuggets, chips and beans. Mom doesnt make fa ncy food. Dad used to moan about always having the same food. I dont. I like chicken nuggets. Mom doesnt seem to be as angry now as she was when dad was around. Her pilus used to go all curly and her cheeks would go red but not now. Now she looks pretty and wears make up and has hair like David Beckhams wife.*Georges phone vibrates. He checks his phone*Billys way out to come and knock for me at 1 oclock so we can go and play football round his. His big sisters so cool.*Looks up at the camera thence carries on kicking the ball*Shes called Kate and shes 17. She spiked mine and Billys hair for us. Then she had to take some pictures of us for her beauty course. We started modelling in the garden for her. My foot got caught below one of the concrete slabs and I fell over. Billys sister took me inside, cleaned my cut and put a plaster on it. She said I was really brave and even the best models fall over at times.I dont like Billys mom though. She makes me eat me eat vegetables when I g o round and always asks how moms coping without dad and if theyre going to get back together. I hope they dont. They werent very happy. Its a pussy sad not seeing both of them on my birthday but I get 2 lots of presents. And besides, mom said her and dad both love me but its just austere to stay together when you argue so much.*The door bell rings*Billys at the door so I better go. Dont want to keep Kate waiting do I?